by ariel monteith

You made it!! Phew, that was a lot.

Thanks for being here :)

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I'm Too Wimpy for Martinis
from $9.00

Whether you’re dreaming up your living space and want to support a small artist (hi, we love you) or you’re looking for something to stick into cute gift bag for your friend’s birthday, we’ve got you covered.

Blow her up or shrink her down to sizes from 4×6 to 60×80

Mosaic Nasal Drip - Greeting Card
$7.00

Leave a lasting impression on everyone this year and stock up on these blank greeting cards featuring original artwork. The blank writing space features a fun, sharp border to frame your message.

Like any other “art on stuff” products, if you have a request for a specific piece that you’d like on a greeting card that isn’t already available for purchase, please don’t hesitate to reach out via the Contact page. We can get that to your door ASAP no problem!

Dimensions: 5.5×8.5

Crisp White Envelopes Included!

F*cking Stop Bookmark
$7.00

One of our bestsellers!

Remember where you left off and get some art time in the process. 

Like any other “art on stuff” products, if you have a request for a specific piece that you’d like on a bookmark that isn’t already available for purchase, please don’t hesitate to reach out via the Contact page. We can get that to your door ASAP no problemo :) 

Dimensions: 2×6

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A person smiling with arms outstretched in front of a colorful wall decorated with numerous painted hearts in various sizes and colors.

Who tf are you?

Heyo! My name is Ariel and welcome to my site!

I’m a Chicago-based abstract & graphic artist who’s here to restructure reality and constantly bend norms.

My work is meant for open people who break the rules and habits, question their role in society, believe in the power of nature & art, live in emotional awareness, and indulge in desires + simplicity.

ALL artwork is‍ ‍hand-drawn :)

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